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Q. What is a star captain?
A. Star captains are men of great heroism, valor, and honor. They bravely destroy space aliens every day so you and I can live in peace.

Q. What does a star captain look like?
A. They usually have stubble. Many star captains also have a square jaw, a helmet, or both. Star captains can be found at the helm of a Subspace Recon Corvette, or in a cave somewhere killing aliens, or even on the maintenance deck of their ship, fixing a broken shield generator.

Q. I've never met a star captain. Give me an example of a famous star captain.
A.
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Tex "Hamstring" Cook, who fought bravely to defend the last outpost on Tragon IV, comes to mind. Don't forget his heroic friend,
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Raymond "Chucklehead" Davis, who served under
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Paul "Space Nugget" O'Reilly in the Galactic Civil War.

Q. What sort of weapon does a star captain use?
A. Well, Star Captain
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Roy "Peppy" Kipper made the Teragyll Beam Baton famous. His contemporary,
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Tex "Deciduous" O'Reilly, of course prefers the Fleet Standard Issue Tech Beam Rifle. A true star captain feels comfortable with a whole range of weapons, from Fleet Standard Issue PP7000s to Scythan PP7000s.

Q. Wow, star captains are really great! Will you tell me all about them?
A. You bet! You can subscribe to the official Star Captains Club of America RSS feed. Every so often, we will update it with the latest breaking news about our heroes in the sky.

An example of a harrowing tale from the galactic front lines:

The Intergalactic News Service just received a report stating that recently, Star Captain Clive "Planetbarber" Riley, veteran of the Tempeh Wars, successfully led the fleet through the System Alpha asteroid belt! He will receive the Blue Galaxy Award for his valorous display of honor. During the ordeal, Riley was reported to have used his Scythan Phasetronic Raygun with deadly effectiveness. Known to the crew of his Subspace Recon Corvette simply as "Planetbarber," Riley is a humble yet intense star captain. His life-long friend and navigator, Boris "Johnny" Astronov, says this about him: "Planetbarber can do it all. One minute he's fixing a shield generator, the next he's off fighting Romarin Raiders with his Teragyll Beam Baton. He's really an impressive man, and we're glad that he's at the helm of the H.M.S.V. Toucan." The Keeper of the Fleet will be presenting the award at a formal ceremony later this week.